Majorie Taylor Green wrote a book. No one is buying it. Worse, for this attention hound, nobody is even reviewing it. On Amazon, her fart-in-a-hurricane contribution to American political literature has elbowed its way to 8,746th on their best-seller list. Equally telling, for someone desperate to be talked about, in the week it has been out only eight people have left an opinion — all negative.
Here are some of them:
"I was a huge supporter of MTG and voted for her 2 times. But this book is garbage. The only thing in this book that is truthful is her name. Was going to buy it for family for Christmas but glad I read it first."
"When I heard MTG had written a book my initial thought was it must be a coloring book. But nope. Sure enough, it's actually a book with words in it. Shazam."
"This book had absolutely nothing to do with Magic: The Gathering."
You would have thought she could have rounded up a few friends, family members, and hangers-on to offer some five-star ‘attagirls' on Amazon. But neither she nor her publisher had the marketing sense to even line up a few lies.
This omission is not a surprise as the book was put out by the arriviste book company, ‘Winning Team Publishing.’ This misnomered entity is the brainchild of the brainless Donald Trump Jr.
In addition to the half-wit wisdom of the Georgia screech, the company also offers Trump Sr.’s Letters to Trump and his photo collection, Our Journey Together. In addition, Trump addicts can also buy Junior’s Liberal Privilege — and who knows more about privilege than a nepo-crybaby?
For those MAGAs whose tolerance for bullshit is unlimited, Winning Team has also put out Janine Pirro’s Crimes Against America — which I assume is not an autobiography. Charlie Kirk’s The College Scam — which should be the title of his autobiography. And Kari Lake’s Unafraid, Just Getting Started — which is her autobiography.
Anyway, back to Greene and her literary dud. Is it fair to say that a business plan that involves selling books to people who do not read is a likely non-starter? It has to be more profitable to stick to hats, t-shirts, and mugs — the usual dross. However, it is possible that in a few months, reports will bubble up that her campaign or a super PAC bought cases of her unreadable ramblings, allowing her to siphon off cash from political entities into her personal bank account.
Adding a predictable coda to the bungled affair, this America First warrior’s hubristic self-regard was printed in Canada. Can no one in that gang shoot straight?
I find this hilarious and well deserved, she’s a mess to say the least, thank you Pitt